Battleworn Dummy click to enlarge

Battleworn Dummy

As you approach, it begins to rumble and fizzle and lights up brilliantly! "BZZZT! TIME TO TRAIN!!! YOU HAVE 3 TURNS TO DEFEAT ME! CHOOSE A SETTING OR FACE LETHAL HUMILIATION. Here are the options:" After the terrifying message, the dummy carefully reads out detailed instructions. What do you choose?

Choices & Outcomes

Setting 1

Fight a {Setting1Hp} HP dummy.

Outcome Procure 1 random Potion.
Setting 2

Fight a {Setting2Hp} HP dummy.

Outcome Upgrade 2 random cards.
Setting 3

Fight a {Setting3Hp} HP dummy.

Outcome Obtain a random Relic.

Additional Outcomes

Defeat

"YOU ARE WEAK!!
HUMILIATION HAS BEEN ADMINISTERED!"

The dummy is silent for a moment and—

"Choose a lower setting next time. Have a nice day."

Victory

"YOU PASS THE TRAINING!
YOU ARE NOW EQUIPPED TO DEFEND THIS FACTORY AGAINST INTRUDERS!! BE SURE TO HYDRATE AFTER TRAINING SESSIONS!"